• Why I know so much about Richard Nixon…
  • What the Internet can do to you…
  • My life philosophy…
  • First prank call…
  • Oh, Prince Charles…
  • When you want to slap someone…
  • My last wish
  • The kiss of death
  • Just a little piece…
  • SpongeBob is home
  • My beer is almost empty
  • OOOH Shakira! Shakira!