• The main reason I can’t trust anything…
  • If I fits, I…ah crap!
  • Dirty job…
  • I would pet him so much…
  • Duck!
  • The world needs more of these…
  • No fun for giraffe…
  • Every time I see a math problem…
  • I’m lovin’ it
  • My relationship status
  • No, it should be closed…
  • Cutest bunk bed ever