• People actually say soda?
  • Go home grammar check. You’re drunk.
  • Fridge note
  • Ta-da…
  • Don’t ask…
  • Still waiting for that day
  • What make-up do you use?
  • This guy has had enough
  • How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
  • Mushroom is coming…
  • Eggception
  • Dollar bill