• If fire were water…
  • The way my mind works…
  • My job is…
  • Grow A Boyfriend…
  • Feels bad, bro…
  • We all have 2 addresses memorized
  • Have you ever been so angry, you milked a cow at the police?
  • Real teamwork
  • The smallest horse in the world
  • There should be more of these
  • The most overused costume in Halloween 2011 parties
  • It ain’t gonna suck itself