• Dug the T-Rex
  • After I write a long text message…
  • Your mind gives up before your legs do…
  • Your biggest achievement…
  • Probably separated at birth…
  • I’m just saying…
  • Welcome to Canada
  • The worst thing about this generation
  • Hated for who I am
  • Every action movie ever made…
  • How not to rob a Wendy’s
  • Fixed that for you
Comments
  1. Big Matt

    6:39 am

    Cheaper than actual flooring.