• Holiday gifts in America…
  • Knitting with T-Rex…
  • So I heard you like to jump on turtles…
  • Me after I realize I sent a drunk text message to my ex
  • Passive Aggressive Card
  • Every. Single. Morning.
  • I need a restart
  • Huge mistake, Samara
  • Milwaukee public library
  • Hmmm… so dogs come from badass wolves and you come from monkeys…
  • Lightspeed… Engaged!
  • The joke writers at Popsicle aren’t even trying anymore