• I’ve never wanted anything more in my life…
  • No thanks, officer…
  • Who takes these pictures?
  • Who’s the one angry while playing Angry Birds
  • I wasn’t that bad…
  • Hey girls…
  • Sometimes I like to…
  • Whenever I drink Scotch to look like a man…
  • They told me I could be anything
  • Peeing like a boss
  • Burdened
  • Janitorial arts at its finest