• Every goddamn night…
  • Cleverbot doesn’t play around…
  • Taking pictures with your best friend…
  • Not so fast…
  • Melanistic Animals
  • Pizza Hut, you’re doing it right
  • You are next
  • It hasn’t been proven
  • Father of the year
  • If your apartment is hit by a dolphin…
  • This! Is! The! Best! Food! Ever!
  • License and registration please