• America’s sweetheart…
  • When I get invited to a wedding…
  • Flying penguins…
  • I hate being bipolar
  • Using Photoshop…
  • Criminal Dog
  • A solved first world problem
  • Rock N’ Roll Souls
  • Have to do this…
  • My girlfriend left me
  • BRB, going to murder someone in Norway…
  • Bond. James Bo—OH F*CK