• It doesn’t matter how good you look…
  • Hands down, the greatest picture taken this year…
  • They haven’t noticed yet…
  • She’ll never have a boyfriend…
  • Oh, I see what you did there…
  • Goodbye Kitty
  • Black bull
  • What you think about when you’re in bed and can’t sleep…
  • When someone asks if I’m single…
  • Some people are like clouds…
  • There is a second fake warning on the Fight Club DVD written by Tyler
  • Know your place…