• Shut up
  • I’m doing fine so far…
  • I’m ready for Christmas…
  • Keep playing dumb…
  • This is not OK…
  • Just a cockroach…
  • First dates
  • If you own a propane tank, you have to do this
  • Chameleon changing colors
  • Where I think my co-workers are when they don’t show up for work
  • And somehow people hate their jobs
  • I think you need to lose some weight buddy…