• What I’ll be doing on December 21st…
  • Thanks for the warning…
  • Just walking my gator…
  • Oh boy…
  • The perfect gift for your dad: Sock Sandals
  • Classy Big Bang Theory
  • Push me again!
  • Steve Carell just joined Twitter. He’s doing it right.
  • My current relationship status
  • Someone end my life
  • Competitors
  • Psst, hey…