• Dog Slam Dunk…
  • Look at me now…
  • Gotta love bread crumbs…
  • I wish this was my life…
  • Something they told me in fourth grade…
  • I need a job and a boyfriend…
  • You know you’re drunk…
  • For real, wasn’t me…
  • An old newspaper story about some ship sinking
  • Texting a friend abroad
  • Angry outlet terrifies his neighbors
  • Got the results from your surgery…