• Melting Salvador Dali watch…
  • This is not a ticket…
  • Holding it for too long…
  • She’s so fat…
  • Absorbently yellow and porus is he…
  • Your vs. You’re
  • Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk
  • Displeased turtle
  • Purple-crowned fairy wrens
  • Scumbag fire
  • Holiday season
  • Whenever I see a new ‘structure’ on campus…