• The worst thing you can hear at a concert…
  • Why I failed my math exam…
  • If I fits…
  • Technically correct?
  • Whenever I go to a party…
  • Thesaurus
  • It’s just a sprain, Doc
  • Insanely good brownies
  • I just don’t know anymore
  • Sleeping with my girlfriend
  • I found her!
  • This never gets old