• Sorry, he’s busy…
  • Obama holding stuff…
  • Last minute Halloween costume
  • Daft Punk on Skrillex and Deadmau5
  • To every annoying Facebook friend…
  • Baby, can you get me a beer?
  • Whenever I try to draw a heart…
  • Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur…
  • Flying a helicopter
  • Reasons I make any noise in the shower
  • Crying like a baby…
  • A monkey’s imagination