• Best Family Happy Holidays Card Ever…
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  • My phone died…
  • All good things come in pairs…
  • Back in the 90s…
  • Hope you’re not lactose intolerant…
  • It’s just the way it works
  • When you eat popcorn…
  • My boyfriend is mean
  • Hate away haters
  • Poor James…
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