• Nothing much, just chillin’…
  • There’s a hidden stack of pancakes on the $5 bill
  • Don’t do drugs, kids…
  • My biggest problem with college…
  • My friends every time I leave the computer…
  • Average geography knowledge of a Facebook user…
  • Every time someone tries my glasses on…
  • They told me I could be anything
  • Nintendo 64 table
  • Bat-Signal in Google Earth
  • Just working on my thighs…
  • She is a woman after all