• Eating Chocolate…
  • Star Wars, Stahp…
  • Every Math Test
  • Loud sneeze…
  • When people ask dumb questions…
  • You’re never too old…
  • Playing The Sims
  • So disappointing…
  • Now’s my chance…
  • Whenever I try to be cool and wink at someone…
  • Zombies? Too busy crapping my pants…
  • A founding father’s take on present day America