• Why did you do this to me?
  • Must buy this birthday card…
  • I am a gamer…
  • No Batman, no!
  • Patrick’s free time
  • Nutritional first world problem
  • Filtered pitcher instructions
  • My belt
  • Whenever ice drops out on my kitchen floor…
  • If I fits, I sits
  • Damn, mom…
  • If the music is too loud…