• When I meet a nice girl…
  • A sign in my local dog park…
  • So I’m talking to a friend online…
  • It’s not worth it
  • Luke, use the Forks…
  • Objection: Overdrooled
  • The true meaning of minimum wage
  • Common work occurrence
  • The kings of first world problems
  • NBA Orchestra
  • Have you seen this bird?
  • Smartass restrooms