• Don’t trust anyone…
  • Keep trying Jalapeños…
  • Every time the trial version expires…
  • Power Lord
  • Cartoon Problems
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • Coffee chart
  • Kim KarDATASShian
  • Teenie Tiny Puppy
  • Responses to public graffiti
  • Foot-ball
  • Dear Blackberry Auto-Correct