• Hey there baby…
  • We will get along…
  • It’s been a while old friend…
  • Scumbag Braces
  • So you hate corporations…
  • It can’t be that hard to understand…
  • Meanwhile at the Nickelback concert…
  • Perfect Snowball Maker
  • Sometimes philosophy sucks
  • Taking notes in college
  • When I use ‘etc.’
  • The sooner you advertise here, the better