• Few things are infinite…
  • Meanwhile in New York…
  • Best way to clean a blender…
  • I have so many friends…
  • Seriously guys, where’d you get ‘em?
  • Kids were asked to write their prayers…
  • Teenage years: expectations vs. reality
  • Because dogs are too mainstream…
  • I dare you to find a better looking 57 year old
  • A real friend never forgets you
  • So quiet…
  • “The thing is…I told her you were a hamster…”