• Go home Optimus…
  • My girlfriend left this on my desk this morning…
  • This pun’s a doozie…
  • Meanwhile in a Russian beach…
  • But that’s just not possible…
  • Now everything makes sense…
  • Mothers are awesome
  • Hey, is something wrong?
  • What is wrong with people?
  • My response whenever someone says “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
  • A better planet for the children
  • My cat has an eating disorder