• The last person I kissed was…
  • Wait, what do you mean…
  • My laptop wasn’t working…
  • It’s a pleasure to meet you, I’m a Panda
  • Every time I look at Twitter or Facebook…
  • The key to happiness…
  • Why were you hitting me?
  • The legend of MTV
  • Hipster protester
  • Yo momma is so fat…
  • Bee
  • Playing with pens