• Every time I hear a Texan say this…
  • What if people had food names…
  • Silver you say?
  • Meanwhile in Qarth…
  • Allow me to correct you…
  • No, wait…
  • Iridescent blue iceberg
  • Me after my friend eats the last chip in the bag…
  • Alien abduction
  • Fresh milk
  • When I get a call from a number I don’t recognize…
  • Shut up. Just for once shut up.