• I need this piranha plant in my backyard…
  • How I start the day
  • How to tell who your best friends are…
  • No, you’re confused…
  • Stop asking me to do simple things…
  • Out of my way, everyone…
  • Baby names of our generation
  • The Joker on jokes…
  • I’m thinking of buying a monkey…
  • Let me play you…
  • The same motion
  • Terrorist chess