• Whenever you feel sad…
  • He’s more successful than you…
  • Every time I play with toys at the store…
  • Unlimited Ammunition
  • It’s my birthday!
  • Scientifically proven
  • Oh brain, why…
  • Missing a Popsicle?
  • You know you’re lazy…
  • Spider Cat is on the loose
  • If your apartment is hit by a dolphin…
  • Lassie! Get help!