• When you tell a girl she’s pretty…
  • Grumpy cat’s favorite musical…
  • Someone wrote on my door. My response.
  • Who would do that?
  • They told us we could become anything…
  • Monopoly is an old game
  • What really happened to the dinosaurs…
  • Dammit woman!
  • Wanna hear a joke?
  • Whenever I try to be cool and wink at someone…
  • Are you a tennis player?
  • Sweet dreams