• They’re so fluffy…
  • My neighborhood gets pretty weird during Halloween…
  • He likes his women like he likes his board games…
  • I need dis…
  • “Sorry the dog is not here, he’s… somewhere else…”
  • Whenever a girl asks to talk to me about her bad boyfriend…
  • Homer’s words of wisdom
  • What would happen if we combined two of the worst things on the face of the planet
  • Serious cat
  • Woody Allen
  • Saturday Night Fever
  • Brilliant idea for Valentine’s Day