• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Day 37: They still do not realize I am a seal…
  • Plan = Foiled…
  • Ready to get drunk
  • Using Photoshop…
  • Punctuation makes all the difference
  • The Real Dracula
  • Nothing else to offer
  • Just a Bill Cosby sweat shirt
  • If a scientist created another universe…
  • Yeah, no big deal
  • Kinder Kid: Then & Now