• The perfect shower
  • One beer a day…
  • I just hit delete
  • I don’t need Google…
  • No more tangled earbuds
  • Doing the Facebook
  • This is why you don’t mess with Asian girls
  • Sadly…
  • No one remembers true geniuses
  • Here comes trouble…
  • The volume on my TV
  • When I hear myself eating crunchy food…