• Building forts
  • Newton’s Third Law…
  • When shopping with your girlfriend…
  • If your friends don’t hate you yet, try this…
  • Asking her out…
  • Passing on the crazy
  • Don’t mess with this baby
  • God hates sin
  • In a parallel universe…
  • A message from the Ministry of Britishness…
  • Don’t be racist, be like Mario
  • My ex-wife