• It was me the whole time…
  • Didn’t come out as expected…
  • This dog has seen terrible things…
  • Fat creepy dude kept staring at me…
  • Wikipedia being helpful…
  • Hating yourself…
  • Let me show you how you sleep, human…
  • Keeping everyone happy
  • That was one crazy weekend
  • Works on every elevator…
  • Anyone else just have those days?
  • Stop! Stop! Don’t shoot