• Forever Disappointed…
  • Getting a new phone…
  • Can’t grow a mustache?
  • If I ever go missing…
  • Lessons from Mario
  • Can I get a nom?
  • Come with me if you want to live
  • “Please continue, I’m listening…”
  • How do you close this thing?
  • The coolest business card
  • A table for you and a bed for your cat
  • OH YEAH! OH NO!