• Complaining about foreigners?
  • Always tempted to do this…
  • Helium Balloons…
  • Spontaneous Wingman of the Year…
  • My screen is blue…
  • I’m not old…
  • Pope Vader
  • The light we see at the end of the tunnel
  • The greatest pleasure
  • Must… resist… slapping it…
  • When someone points at my laptop and touches the screen…
  • No tea for me thanks