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  • And that’s why you’re fat…
  • Welcome to Facebook
  • I thought you got the hint
  • For richer or for poorer…
  • Facebook told me…
  • A summary of my life…
  • Animal sculptures made of shattered CDs
  • Dog eats gum, tries to poop, this happens…
  • Next year…
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