• Christmas music before December…
  • You’re out of the band…
  • When I post on Facebook…
  • He does exist
  • Oh, grandpa…
  • Can’t get me
  • I’m what? Oh, you…
  • Worst first world problem
  • The Gentleman’s guide to amputation
  • A key that can open every lock
  • Nice one, grandma
  • You monster