• Let me talk, Luke…
  • So PC, what are you doing?
  • Special wrapping paper…
  • Good Morning Sir…
  • Family bellies…
  • Strange fact that actually works
  • ‘Cuz it ain’t no lie…
  • Disregard family photo…
  • Unfunny jokes
  • Solving an equation…
  • Fatherhood encompassed in a status update
  • Sad but true