• Tired of being fat and ugly?
  • A few years ago…
  • Did you ever notice?
  • Stunning Sparkling Crystal Table
  • Play again?
  • Out of my way, kids!
  • The Universe Hates Me…
  • Shhhhh…
  • Allow me to correct you…
  • Please don’t eat me
  • What’s up neighbor?
  • Amount of work required to look good