• You know you are from Michigan…
  • Such a jerk…
  • Oh guuurl…
  • Babysitting Spiderman…
  • Futuristic computer design
  • The only way to explain it…
  • Wedding rings
  • Lowering your standards
  • How I wish I could handle telemarketers
  • The ultimate story-topper
  • Lightspeed… Engaged!
  • It will probably sink