• Life has only two choices…
  • Wizardry at work…
  • Dear Humans…
  • I hate funerals
  • That’s below the belt…
  • Definitely the best Power Ranger
  • Dear Dracula…
  • Walk like an Egyptian…
  • So unfortunate…
  • Cow’s breast milk
  • Got it.
  • I’m just in it for the parking