• You’re so fluffy…
  • You’re not a true fan…
  • A philosopher once said…
  • Most interesting scumbag cat in the world…
  • Pikachu Beetle
  • Old silk ties wrapped around eggs and boiled for 15 minutes
  • Facebook people from my hometown
  • We’ve come full circle
  • No matter who starts a war, it always comes to this
  • Mr. Bean has a daughter and she’s stunningly beautiful
  • Being left alone…
  • When I know my girlfriend is watching me…