• You’re only young once…
  • You can only push a girl so far…
  • Ernstergerm!
  • If you shaved Snooki’s head…
  • Dad checking on me…
  • Suit yourself…
  • I shouldn’t be alive
  • Cat, get down from there, you are not a towel
  • Questions in family reunions…
  • Logic’d
  • College during winter
  • And you’ll never eat Oreos the same way again.