• This girl is evil…
  • My daughter asked me for a nose ring…
  • Don’t use this door…
  • Crayola Star Wars
  • When people say a baby’s age in months…
  • Shark five!
  • Poor Boo…
  • What kind of strange sorcery is this?
  • PETA’s least favorite game
  • Oh sorry, here you go…
  • I doubt Zuckerberg is on Facebook all day
  • The bus will be on time