• That’s how things work…
  • Why is this not a thing?
  • I don’t know how not to swear…
  • Don’t tell me how to live my life…
  • How could you not knock?
  • Dear easy girls…
  • The only thing twilight has ever taught
  • Expired poison
  • I’ve been shot…
  • That’s it, I’m getting off this planet
  • Han Solo ice tray
  • Our children will never know the link between the two…