• An unlikely friendship…
  • Sounds Perfectly Logical…
  • Get it together…
  • Whatever doesn’t offend you…
  • My friend left this as the tip for our dinner tonight…
  • Don’t text me…
  • Just deal with it…
  • Every time I check my wallet at the middle of the month…
  • The worst moment in my life…
  • Facebook could use more buttons
  • I remember that hat from… somewhere
  • Women vs men