• You’re not a model, you’re not Calvin Klein…
  • Like I even care…
  • My personality type
  • Growing up realization
  • Hey, Parker…
  • Liking your own Facebook status…
  • The five stages of incessant pop music…
  • Fishing on 4chan…
  • I doubt Zuckerberg is on Facebook all day
  • Spending too much time online?
  • How I feel about planking
  • Then & now