• Simply the greatest insult ever…
  • He’s everywhere…
  • Push it…
  • The day will come
  • Whenever there’s an alien attack…
  • Whenever I hold the door open for others
  • Every time I go to a job interview…
  • Paint on, Bob Ross
  • The inside of a Leatherback Sea Turtle’s mouth. Nope.
  • How you know you’re getting old
  • God was running out of ink when he made the Badlands…
  • Stampede!