• At least she’s honest…
  • You didn’t dress up…
  • Getting hooked on a TV show…
  • Need a bag?
  • It looks like you haven’t been very active…
  • Gordon Ramsay’s Omelette
  • As soon as I see this on Facebook…
  • Why are you alive?
  • Hey Manny…
  • Please don’t leave me
  • Panic at the disco
  • “What did I just do?”